👻 Emotionally Unavailable Since 1998™

Available for Conversations. Not for Feelings.

Some people wear their heart on their sleeve. Others prefer to keep it safely hidden under a ghost costume.

Emotionally Unavailable Since 1998™ combines dark humor, vintage spooky vibes, and relatable introvert energy into one effortlessly wearable design. Featuring a minimalist ghost illustration paired with bold handwritten typography, this tee is perfect for anyone who loves sarcasm, dry humor, and maintaining a healthy distance from unnecessary emotional obligations.

Whether you're dodging small talk, ignoring group chats, or simply embracing your mysterious side, this shirt says it all—so you don't have to.

Features

👻 Unique ghost-inspired artwork

🖤 Clean, minimalist spooky aesthetic

✍️ Bold distressed handwritten typography

🎃 Perfect for Halloween and year-round wear

😶 Ideal conversation starter—or conversation ender

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel

- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, durable silhouette

- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching

- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets safety and chemical standards

- DTG/DTF printed details: durable sleeve and neck prints with vibrant full-front artwork

Care instructions

- Do not dry clean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean