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with vintage texture\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, durable silhouette\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets safety and chemical standards\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- DTG\/DTF printed details: durable sleeve and neck prints with vibrant full-front artwork\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar 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