Cryptid Café™ – Slasher Coffee Break T-Shirt

The Coffee Is Hot. The Company Is Questionable.

Welcome to Cryptid Café™, the only roadside diner where the coffee never stops flowing, the pie is suspiciously fresh, and the regulars are legendary nightmares.

This darkly hilarious horror design features two iconic slasher-inspired cryptids enjoying a well-earned coffee break. One is carving into a fresh cherry pie while the other enjoys an eyeball snack and a steaming mug of insomnia-fueled coffee. Above them hangs the infamous Cryptid Café menu, packed with killer specials that would make any horror fan feel right at home.

Because even monsters need a lunch break.

Menu Favorites

☕ Killer Coffee – Fresh To Die For

🌙 Nightmare Fuel – Dark Roast

🩸 Blood Mocha – Chocolate & Terror

👁 Eyescream Sundae – With Real Eyeballs

🥧 Slasher Pie – Made Fresh Daily

🏕 Camp Crystal Latte – It's To Die For

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel

- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, durable silhouette

- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching

- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets safety and chemical standards

- DTG/DTF printed details: durable sleeve and neck prints with vibrant full-front artwork

Care instructions

- Do not dry clean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean